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The weekend muse… Aquarium idea

September 14, 2009 33 comments

Friday was dull… Wanting to watch the Tim Burton movie ’9′ and the Peter Jackson’s ‘District 9′, I was left waiting for the want of company.

Saturday morning was wasted after being ditched by the IT consultant for whom the morning was kept free. Plans for the evening were already drawn out when a last minute meeting with a close relative sprang up! It had to be attended and suddenly after a spate of free time, I was double booked. Was suddenly glad that friends did not agree to movies as that would have made things even more complicated! The day ended after enjoying Kaminey for the third time and chit-chatting till 4 am.

Sunday was eventful too - A dash from Thane to Chowpatty had me battling unexpected traffic snarls in Dadar as many taxis started coughing up water from an unexpected spell of heavy rains that hit Bombay on Sunday. It was a welcome relief inspite of the ensuing traffic jam! The pav-bhaji and pizza at Sukh-sagar was worth the hassle especially as it was followed up by this Falooda! (pic clicked by me)

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A walk at chowpatty beach reminded of college days spent in the company of friends and girlfriends… The sight of Saifee_Hospitalthe Saifee hospital was something! (pic from internet) It definitely adds another jewel to the glittering Bombay Skyline! The good foo, the architecture and the moisture laden sea-breeze got me thinking as I lay my eyes on the shoddy state of the Taraporewala Aquarium! Instead of building a 300 crore (thats Rs 300,00,00,000 or US $ 60,000,000)  statue (no offence, but Shivaji has nothing to do with Bombay’s development or rise)…. Anyways, Instead of building a Rs 300 Cr Shivaji statue, the Govt should construct an aquarium on the Queen’s necklace promenade! Yep! The place next to the ocean which is a nice place for a walk should be turned into a giant aquarium UPON which the people would walk. It can be made from thick glass to sustain heavy weight and the brunt of nature and man. The aquarium would be the largest open air aquarium in the world and it should be free – a tribute to the people of Bombay and to tourists who come to visit the city! Instead of trying to mimic other countries by making tunnels inside aquariums, why not build an aquarium in a tunnel upon which people can walk???!!! Now that would be original and different and creative!

Instead of erecting statues as a tribute to heroes, this would be something creative that would be enjoyed by the young and the old alike irrespective of their caste, color or creed! Something that unifies us as a people and does not divide us into various groups and factions!

The drive back from Chowpatty saw me have a petty skirmish with another car driver who scrapes my vehicle and does not even bother to apologise. A gentle nudge at his car from the rear while he was waiting at a signal promptly resulted in an apology and an explanation for the incident! Sometimes the civic sense in people needs to be shaken up as it drifts into a slumber from the daily drudgery of the city life…

Sunday evening was Plum cake, followed by a 4th place victory by Force India at the Italian GP. The Brawn GP cars once again showed their might as they drove their way to a 1-2 victory after a brilliant pit strategy at the Italian GP at Monza that saw them taking just a single pitstop! Rubens Barrichello was a delight to watch as he goofed about in delight post race at the podium. “Dead-fish” Raikkonen was 3rd. He did not  bother to congratulate the other winners or take part in celebrations. Even drank more champagne than he showered upon his team. No smile on his face to show joy for the 3rd place finish after Hamilton crashed in the final stages of the race with 2 laps remaining. Q: Do they call Kimi the ‘iceman’ becaue he is as cold as a fish? Perhaps another Pav-bhaji, pizza and a falooda will help me ponder over that one…

PS: It was sweet to see Force India give Ferrari a run for their money on Ferrari’s home race @ Monza, Italy! For the uninitiated, the two teams have a bitter history. Kimi Raikkonen, while driving for Ferrari, has crashed twice into a Force India car driven by Adrian Sutil and prevented the Force India team from scoring points in Formula 1! Every point garnered by a F1 team helps the team earn revenue from the sport and other benefits like free transportation to races, revenue from television rights, etc.  The Force India team also switched from Ferrari Engines in 2008 to Mercedes engines in 2009 when Ferrari refused to give them their current and most latest engine. Now the team, owned by Vijay Mallya, in its 2nd year at Formula 1  has improved from being a back-runner to a front-runner and has been giving the top-runners tough competition since the past few races. Force India has a budget that is about 1/3rd to 1/4th of the big teams in Formula 1. While the big teams have been competing since decades Force India is 2 years old in the sport. Toyota, who is reported to have a budget thats even larger than Ferrari’s budget has failed to show performance in the sport that has seen manufacturers like Honda and BMW who have exited and are planning to exit the sport from next year! This makes Force India’s most recent success even more phenomenal. The team finished 2nd on the Podium in the previous race at the Belgian GP and now has 13 points in the 2009 Formula 1 season.

The endless middle east war!

August 28, 2009 6 comments

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090827/ap_on_re_as/as_afghanistan

Read the above news that explains why July and Aug are the deadliest months for US in Afghanistan. The number of soldiers killed in these months?

44

WOW! 44 US soldiers in a month is considered DEADLY! The irony lies in the other news clipping that says, a bomb killed 40 in Afghanistan! http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/ynews?ch=4226716&cl=15234462&lang=en

Funny how certain human lives are cheap while others are worth a lot more.

The article on the top of the page also explains why the war could be endless.

“An insurgency cannot be defeated by attrition; its supply of fighters, and even leadership, is effectively endless,” the new guidelines said. When U.S. and NATO troops battle a group of 10 militants and kill two of them, the relatives of the two dead insurgents will want revenge and will likely join the insurgency, the guidelines say, spelling out the formula: “10 minus 2 equals 20 (or more) rather than 8.”

It seems like after so many years of fighting, killing countless Afghans and almost reducing Afghanistan to wilderness, the US army has finally has gathered some real intelligence! How many more years will it take for them to know that there is a “Gandhian” way to resolve things too.

PS: I have respect for the soldiers who lay their lives for the country – this article is directed towards the people governing the country and those who are responsible for the war!

Why are most superheroes pathetic loosers?

February 5, 2009 14 comments

Take a look at any superhero comic and there is a story that evokes pity from the reader. I mean, come on! These are superheroes…! We mortals are supposed to draw inspiration from them. Instead they are made to look like wimps and we are made to pity them? What is the world coming to…!

For instance lets take Spiderman – He is shown to be a poor-flat-out-broke guy with serious self-confidence issues that affect his performance in the one thing he is supposed to be good at – Crime fighting! Did he forget that he has SUPER POWERS! He is located in America – A country that thrives on violence – Where fighting for money is a Billion dollar industry! When Spidey was young, he was enterprising. He went to win money in fights – but as he grows older he becomes pathetic – he CHOOSES to stay broke! His psyche is affected so badly, if MJ had said yes to him he’d have to call someone for the blue pill! Besides, wasn’t this guy a nerdy scientist in school? He had serious brains! How can he be broke??

My advise to him – Did you forget that you can kick some ass in a high prize fight and win serious moolah! Use your creativity and intelligence in something else apart from spinning a web! No wonder you are broke – no pity for you spidey!

Now for Batman – This guy is a business tycoon in real life – he is already rich, successful and famous in business and lives a life most people dream of. But it is not enough – he still has a huge void in his life and is generally depressed. So much so that he has to get his kicks from fighting crime on his own with hi-tech gadgets! Btw, Have you ever seen Batman smile in any of his movies? No!! The guy is so not in tune with his emotions he has even forgotten to smile!

My advise to him – Take a chill pill dude! Life ain’t all that bad – have a little fun! Go hang out with Iron man and have some fun – Chillax!

Question for the reader – Why do you think these superheroes have so many issues – Is it because they don’t know how to wear their underwear right? Or is it that they do not wear their underwear right because they have so many issues?

And please don’t think I forgot our beloved Superman – Don’t even get me started on him – He has so many issues, even his movies are not successful at the box-office. And if that was not bad enough, any actor that portrays him on screen – dies!

‘Nuff said!

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