Notice for animal killers!

Hunter Ad

Found this ad on the internet… needs no explaination

Note: I dont own rights to this image

Do check out this post by Lynn for an eye-opening take on chicks.

tagged

Thanks CP for tagging me… This tag is fun!!!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4.- Fiat is planning to launch a low cost car for India in 2011.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can & catch air? – The Wii remote

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? – I dont watch TV

4. Without looking, guess what time it is? – 10:45 pm

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? – 10:40 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?- Sounds of dhol-manjira-banjo (casio) playing a peppy beat as the one and half day idols of the Ganesh festival head for immersion!

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? – Went to buy flowers…

8. Before you started this Q&As, what did you look at?- CP’s blog… and my credit card bill – wondered where did I spend it all…

9. What are you wearing?- Blue jeans and brown t-shirt

10. When did you last laugh? – 10 mins ago before looking @ CP’s blog

11. What is on the walls of the room you are in? – curtains

12. Seen anything weird lately? – my CC bill!

13. What do you think of this quiz? its fun and Slightly voyeuristic  (last part from CP)

14. What is the last film you saw? G.I. Joe

15. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?- A mansion, some farm land, a stable, few horses, some Jersey cows and some scottish-women to milk them, a 4×4 quad to drive around the property, a golf club membership and rest in stocks and bonds… maybe a jet and a pilot if those stocks go up in value….

16. Tell me something about you that I dunno!- CP, you dont now that I have a bad internet connection from MTNL!

17. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?- free food and water for everyone.

18. Do you like to Dance?- yes (thankfully, the question is not – are u a good dancer!)

19. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?- Dlink (saw it on my modem)

20. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?- Router

21. Would you ever consider living abroad? – yes

22. What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? – Nice ranch you have! Wanna go there once more?

I tag – Varun, Valerine, Anamika, Nikki, Nikita, Floreta, Lynn, Friendly Giant, Shanu, Foreign Desi, Sujata, Aparna, (have to tag these 2 sisters together – they remind me of the two Indian sisters in the HP books).

123456789 – useless timepass

On August 7 , 2009

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At 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August
this year, the time and date will be

12:34:56 07/08/09

This will perhaps never happen in your life again!

Ann Dee’s Challenge and Spike’s response!

Yesterday, my new and sassy blog-friend Ann Dee had challenged me to find her identity on MS.

I was reluctant initially since I don’t visit that site much these days, I asked the challenger for a prize. She was sweet enough to buy me a cool, crisp, foamy, cold and refreshing glass of beer… !!

(I thought the girl in the center was a dude! Guess I was distracted by the……..

pearl necklace!!)

The spoils were agreed upon, but there was a slight problem…. we are both in a different geographic locations, so to keep things simple, I agreed to a virtual beer that I can display on my blog along with this caption -

“Ann Dee bows to thee and promises to never ever mess with the smart and cool dude, eye-in-sty-in, at least in this lifetime”.

If I am not able to find her ID on MS, I’ll buy her a virtual beer and she get to display it with the caption, “eye-in-sty-in bows to thee and promises never to mess with the sassy Ann Dee” – after all, the deal should work both ways, right?

But when I asked her for the prize, she told me that the link to her profile was already on her blogger profile. However, I DID NOT go there as I was already in my “challenge” mode!

But Ann Dee refused to trust Eye-in-sty-in… “I dont know you well enough” she said and went to hog on a tuna sandwich before she chickened out when I raised her wager! So I thought…. Hmmm….. a chicken hoggging on a tuna sandwich makes for quite a zooo!! I digress!

Since the hype was built up, I said to myself, “So what if she chickened out! To heck with the prize… I’ll do it just for the joy of sleuthing!”

And off went the Spikemeister to trace down this damsel who goes by the name of Ann Dee!

A little sleuthing revealed that “Ann Dee” was a jazzed up version of ND! Searching for Ann Dee on MS was now a waste!

“What have you got yourself into this time, Spike!!” said Eye-in-sty-in. “How could you put my reputation at stake like this!”.

“Chill out dude! How can I refuse a beer man! That too when its offered by a pretty and sassy woman! Besides, it was a challenge dude. What was I supposed to do? Back down?!”

“Oh pipe down!” retorted Eye-in-sty-in. He didn’t sound happy at all. Spike now had to make sure the damsel’s profile was found!

But then, poor Spike had no clues! No leads to follow… just … Wait a minute! Didn’t Ann Dee comment on Eye-in-sty-in’s previous post about traffic signs? Lets look there!!

With a smug look on his face and armed with this new found info about her location, Off went Spike in the hunt of this saucy sassy damsel who goes by the name of ND!

He took his hand,

pulled up his pants!

He pulled out his wand,

and stuck the sand!

He cast a spell,

into the well!

“Google me this… Google me that! Show me a big blind bat”

Thwack!

“What the…. Why did you hit me, Eye-in-sty-in?”

“You were saying it all wrong!” said Eye-in-sty-in.

“What was I saying wrong?”

“The spell. You were saying it wrong! You We are looking for ND, not a big, blind bat”.

This Eye-in-sty-in was such a know-it-all! thought Spike, muttering under his breath!

“I know that!” he said out loud and went back to casting the spell again…

“Google me this… Google me that! Show me a dandy Ann Dee”

We have found 500 profiles matching ‘Ann Dee’ …… proclaimed MS!

Grrrrrrrr!! Spike should have known… Mouthshut search sucks!

Spike and Eye-in-sty-in look at each other in surprise…. and thats when it stuck them!

“Wait a minute” they said at the same time, looking at each other – as it finally dawned upon them!

“Google me this… Google me that! Show me a dandy ND“

Voilaaaaa!!

So here she is… The soon to be All-New-And-Fantastically-Awesome One…..

Scrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!

That’s not Ann Dee! That’s Eye-in-sty-in’s friend B!!!

Beep-Beep! Go back go back!

(Note to self – Give wand for servicing after finding Ann Dee’s profile and getting the beer trophy from her!…. maybe….)

Poof!

And, there we have it folks!

The oh so sassy,

and not so naughty!

The one with the almond eyes,

and the lovely smile!

She has no beard,

just a moustache!

What???????? Curse this wand!!! It is definitely going for a checkup!

Whaddaya say folks! Doesn’t Nidarshana have a lovely pair of eyes!

O Sassy one, I’d like my beer chilled and inscribed please! That is, if you are still game

However, if you sulk, lemme know and I will remove all traces of the moustache… Althought I must admit, you carry it with elan!

PS: No hard feelings, eh? )

The unveiling and reply to a tag!

Polo, the mint with the hole!

Can u guess what this is?

This was taken in the spirit of the name!

This is what got it christened as an “Alien”

And this is my 1st post from the new ‘Alien’ Laptop!!

I was tagged by Shayari on blogger and by Shalu elsewhere! So here it goes!

Shalu, drawing is not my cup of tea… I nearly flunked it in school and am scarred for life … will try it someday though!

Rules:Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you.(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)

1. I love to procrastinate.

2. Love driving irrespective of the destination.

3. I am a strong believer of my religious faith, but tolerate other regions too.

4. I love the cool new hot lappie!

5. I like Hagrid and Dumbledore’s characters the most in the Harry potter series. have read all the books in the series and love it!. The movies leave a lot to be desired although I still watch them.

6. I have only left 2 books half way in my life – The Fountain head, Lord Of the Ring. The former because it was too boring for my taste and the latter because the movies were far far better.

7. I forgive soon. Sometimes too soon.

8. Like remembering the mundane details about the things and people I like the most.

9. Went to a bar every other day for years, but did not drink alcohol. (Am making up for it now)

10. Newest liking is scotch on the rocks … yeah, the expensive stuff!

11. For me the Matrix series goes like this. Part 1 – Awesome! Part 2 – cool! Part 3 – hmmmm, so its over?

12. Like doing crazy things that makes people go “what?!”

13. Intentionally left blank.. darn it! now its not.

14. Love Homer simpson, family guy and south park.

15. Kramer, Jerry, Elaine and George are mighty funny.

16. Love watching the stars in the sky since I was in school – dreamer’s paradise

17. Friends and Family are very important to me.

18. Cannot wait for The Watchmen to release!

19. Am insanely patient with a super short fuse!

20. Like good things in life, but will rarely get them for myself. Wont think twice while giving them to the ones I love.

21. Dont know how to say no to people.

22. School and College days were soooo much fun. Would love to go back to study full time!

23. Love to work out and stay fit. Need a partner to keep me motivated to do it though!

24. Broke a 1 inch thick concrete brick with my hand!!!! I love martial arts. Someday I want to be able to turn direction in mid-air and kick in two directions with the opposite foot. (like Jet-Li in Romeo must die)

25. This thing is not half as hard as it looks! Heck, Abha and bouncing-bubbles! did one with 50! (Correction: bouncing bubbles did not do a 50-tag! I must be seeing things…)

I now get the pleasure of tagging some more jolly folks….

Let me start with my pal Intense(his dry sarcasm will get under ur skin), the gal Valerine(spunky n cheerey – now spelt correctly), the moll Sakshi (uber cool with an ‘i dont care attitude), the doll CP (her reviews are KILLER!), Vee (coolest, down to earth, talanted guy I’ve known since a long time), Shalu (she can be insanely funny – am yet to see her open the funny floodgates on her blog), AVA (intellectually funny – deep reflective posts ), Smita (the most active blogger I know – Killer book revus – should watch some hollywood movies though!) , Ratnakar (detailed and analytical posts!), Some random person with random thoughts and one flyingelephant

And now to increase my circulation Reema, Artveda (need ur blog url – cd not get it thru the profile), Varun, Serendipity, the farting pen, …. Cheers and enjoy!