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The great, big, Swine flu hype!

August 15, 2009 20 comments

The past week has the media abuzz with only one ‘news’ – Swine flu!

Such is the panic caused by the wide spread hype, that schools and multiplexes were shut down for 3 days in Bombay and for a month in Pune! Masks – N 95 or any other – are being sold at 5-8 times their retail value. A day before the Janmastami festival (birth celebrition of Lord Shri Krishna) takes place, there were orders to cancel the festivities as the festival would mean wide spread gathering of people in large groups. The Municipal corp. told mall owners to reduce the hype around the 15th August Independence sales in an effort to curb people visiting the malls in large numbers!

But how was the cry for downing shutters really effective?

The students stayed away from colleges and schools. But for the Malls and shops, it was business as usual. A few shop owners claimed they did not get the memo from the BMC…. (hello, didn’t you read the newspapers??)

With the price monies on dahihandis ranging from Rs. 15,00,000 to Rs. 60,00,000, how can the govindas resist the urge to make money?? They made most of the bandh in Bombay and were seen running rampant in the city! No sir, the swine flu did not stop them! So then, why the hype??

So far, about 25 (approx.) people have succumbed to the flu virus in India. Why is that so alarming? A doctor claimed that according to National Stats, 22 people die of Tuberculosis EVERY DAY in the country! Why then is Swine flu being propogated by the media as if its the No.1 killer in the country?

Truth is – Swine flu is deadly… there is no doubt about it. But it can be prevented and IT CAN BE CURED just by observing normal hygiene like washing your hands frequently and by going to the doctor in case you feel feverish or you develop flu like symptoms. One has to take the same precautions that one would take for preventing ordinary flu.

1) wash hands often 2) cough/sneeze into a tissue or use the sleeve of your clothing (between the elbow and shoulder) to cover your mouth 3) eat fruits and drink plenty of water 4) Do not take medication unless prescribed by the doctor 5) If you start taking the meds, complete the entire course of medication

Other than the above precautions, I think its life as usual for Bombaites! There is no need to shut down the city and stay holed in your home, although shutting the city will lead to other benefits, like lower vehicular emmissions and less traffic congestion on the streets! If rumors are to be believed, the travel between Bombay and Pune had dropped to 30% and one does not need to book tickets in advance to catch a bus ride to Pune! Now, that the positive effect of the Swine flu virus and how it played its part in curbing global warming!

And last but not the least, dont forget that the human body has something called Immunity! It can not only help in fighting the virus but also prevent the virus from infecting the person!

Happy Independence Day to all fellow Indians!

I wish the Indian media would grow-up and be more responsible in their print, instead of blowing stories out of proportion and turning every piece of news into a ‘breaking news’!

The Journeys

July 14, 2009 26 comments

1) Trip to the airport
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Me (on phone): Hey, can you gimme a ride to the airport
Friend: Sure, at what time?
Me: ASAP. Flight leaves in 2 hours and 25 mins.
Friend: Thinking. Ok.
Me: Thanks (gives quick directions and hangs up)
Friend reaches after 20 mins…. Throws bags in the SUV…. off we go
Friend: You are cutting it fine… Are you sure u’ll manage to catch the plane?
Me: I’ll wing it, like I always do… Didn’t I manage all the other stuff? In any case, the best laid plans get washed away, so its better to have a rough sketch and then add finesse to it as you go along. This allows us to take care of the last minute anamolies that might come into play…
Friend: True
Me: You can merge into the traffic now…
Friend: Your inability to plan will not have me driving your way. In any case you should have planned for THIS anamoly…
Me: Mumble mumble…. (translated… the other route was much shorter n direct)

Phone call…
Her: Are you in the airport longue?
Me: I’m on my way there…
Her: Are you walking?
Me: No I’m being driven
Her: Are you on a handicap cart? Why?
Me: I’m on my way to the airport
Her (launching into a lecture): YOu shd be there 3 hours in advance… you shd have done this… you should have done that…. blah blah
Me: Just like honking is not gonna make the traffic move faster, your verbal volley is not helping now. (gestures friend how to navigate around the traffic)
She: well, have a safe flight.
Me: Thanks! (guess she never heard of the “just in time” concept)

(20 minutes later and taking a route that took us twice the time and distance, we made it to the airport! In his defence, I did see a lot of different construction zones too!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrr!!)
All was good as we still had time to eat a meal in a sit-down restaurant after the bags were all checked in!

2) Boarding passes for flight legs 2 and 3
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Me: Hello
Ticketing lady: Hi, how are you…. (and other plesantaries)
Me: I see you are having a busy day
Her: Yes. Its okay though…
Me: You have a nice name Florence (thanks that lying is not necessary. Her name was lovely indeed)
Her: Thank you. What seats would you like
Me: Door seats on the aile
Her: Not available
Me: Just do your best and give me what you think is the best (she looked experienced)
Her: well, do you have a choice?
Me: Tail section is better. Its safer, right?… Wait a minute. Will I be flying Boeing or Airbus?
Her: All flights are Boeing.
Me: Goody… I’ll take the center seats on the wing. Less movement there.
Her: hmmmm… ok. Let me see what I can do. (takes her time to issue me tickets)
Me: Just out of curiosity, how much did my check in bags weigh
Her: one was 50 Lbs, another was 49 and the 3rd was 47.5
Me: Wow! I am proud of myself
Her: (Smiles at my self praise)

Result of this interaction was… I had no one sitting next to me in both my legs of flight. The 1st leg to Frankfurt had me sitting in the center of the plane on the wing. The 2nd leg had me sitting as near to the exit door as possible. She knew I would be in a hurry to get off the plane as I was so close to home :-) Smart! Experience helps!

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Fly away…

July 10, 2009 28 comments

When you get tired of living from a suitcase, just pack ur bags and put up a sign – “gone fishing”!

Try not to miss much and pray that there are no planes tumbling out of the sky for the next few days ;-)

Yes, this blogger will be hopping on a plane for a long long flight and expects to be away for a few days from the virtual world! This just made him think… why don’t they have internet at Frankfurt airport?!

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