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A completely ‘satisfactory’ post!

Me: “Lets go get some chinese, I’m starving”
Friend: “hmmmmok

it was 0 deg F (-18 deg C) outside and we went in our PJs to get it – there were 2 jackets worn but I forgot the gloves! Hands and everything else was frozen! Glad I was not driving.

20 minutes and 2 stops later, the food was in the house.

Friend: “Man, when the fealla said ‘large’, he really meant large! The quantity of this food is amazing”
Me: “No kidding. And the food is heaped into this large container. This reminds me of college days. Loads of junk Chinese food at night with Pepsi. The only thing missing is….”

Friend: “A glass of daaru
Me: “Not just any daaru, it has to be Old Monk rum. Say, we have not had OM right?”

Friend: ” No. I didn’t think we get it here”
Me: “We should ask someone to get it from India”

Friend: “In this economy, everyone is going back”
Me (laughing and opening a 2nd can of Pepsi): “You are right”

Friend: “The quantity of this food is enough for 2 people or 3 meals!”
Me: “I have complete faith in ur appetite. Am sure u can polish this off urself

Friend (laughing): “No way. But it will suffice for lunch and breakfast tomorrow”. (Yep, Chinese for breakfast – that’s him!)
Me: “If you ‘ration’ the food, it can even last for dinner”

Friend: “Naa… I think making it stretch till lunch is enough”
Me: Laughing heartily and thinking to self (Didn’t the bugger say the quantity was not huge)

Friend opens up his fortune cookie: “My fortune is great. it says ‘enjoy and relax’. Its the perfect thing to do after this heavy meal”
Me: “yep…. u do that. I’m off to play the game for an hour or so”

Friend: “You had 2 cans of Pepsi?”
Me: “Yep. I thought about it for a minute – and could not decide if I want to have it or not. The I thought, if I die in the middle of the night, my aspiration of having the 2nd can of Pepsi will be left unfulfilled. So I decided to go for it”

Friend (laughs heartily): “Its the right thing to do”
Me (opening up the fortune cookie and laughing like a hyena): “I know it was right…. guess what my fortune cookie says”

Friend: “What?”
Me (pointing to the can of Pepsi) : “It says ‘The majority of the word can’t is can!’ “

Friend: “No way!”
Me (hands him the paper): “I know now I did the right thing by opening up the 2nd can of Pepsi!”

(Both laugh hysterically)

Me: “You know the food was delicious. I’m feeling like I was craving this food since a long time. It hit the spot!”

Friend (packing his lunch): “Oh yes. The food was delicious indeed! Aren’t you packing ur lunch?”
Me (with an evil gluttony smile): “What lunch? Unlike you, I finished off all my food”


Btw, just listened to “Nothing else matters”, Metallica, “You Give Love A Bad Name”, Bon Jovi…. Ah! What a perfect way to culminate the evening with some Nirvana and Prodigy….!

  1. eye-in-sty-in
    March 16, 2009 at 04:10

    100 things! you have got to be kidding me πŸ˜€

  2. avdi
  3. avdi
    March 6, 2009 at 15:47

    Maybe πŸ˜‰

  4. eye-in-sty-in
    March 5, 2009 at 03:06

    Hi B,

    Thank you! πŸ™‚

  5. Bedazzled
    March 4, 2009 at 12:15

    anything that ends with Nirvana and prodigy has to be satisfactory ! Cheers and happy bday .. have a great year !

  6. eye-in-sty-in
    March 4, 2009 at 04:44

    Thank you for wishing me Shayari! The internet is really a surprising thing innit!

    Hi Abha,
    Thanks for the wishes. I’m in Columbus OH. And hey, I like that fortune cookie πŸ˜€

    Hi Ava,
    I’m sure theres a lot more to it than that!

    Hi Varun,
    Koi mil gaya? Idhar chala main udhar chala…

  7. Varun
    March 3, 2009 at 19:27

    OM OM OM OM… reminded me of Koi Mil Gaya πŸ™‚

  8. avdi
    March 3, 2009 at 15:47

    EISI from Monday to Friday my update would read : Got up early, sent kiddo off to school, hung around surfing while maid did my house, cooked brekky n lunch, bathed, got ready, office. work work work .. curse curse curse.. back home, din din, some surfing, beddy bye

    sigh … its a dull life for a single mom

  9. Mama - Mia
    March 3, 2009 at 13:10

    ok! belated Happy Birthday firstly!

    have a BRILLIANT year ahead!

    and now i so wanna eat spicy chinese food! indian ishtyle!!!

    loved the post! and seriously how fraky is the fortune cookie! πŸ™‚



    ps: btw where about in the USA are ya? pati is there and i am always looking for bakras to entertain him! :p

  10. Shayari
    March 3, 2009 at 07:39

    Happy b’day buddy! Enjoy the day:)

  11. eye-in-sty-in
    March 3, 2009 at 05:30

    Hi Vee,

    Yea man, OM really is something else.

    Hi Ava,

    So are u starting ur daily update soon?

    Hi Shayari,

    Hey, are u making fun of the fortune cookie that backed me up? Listen missy, if it were not for that cookie, who knew how many hours the argument could have lasted πŸ˜€
    Naa, I dont have chinese for breakfast bcoz I dont have breakfast. The Chinese food I order does not last past one meal… I have good taste and a healthy appetite, you see πŸ˜‰

    Hi WIAN,

    Yep…. easy, light n drama free. Good ol’ bachelor dayz!

    Hi CP,

    Nopes, the Chinese dont eat Chinese for breakfast. The Chinese eat food for breakfast like the rest of the civilised people. Its the cannibals that eat the chinese for breakfast, but only bcoz the chinese like to travel to exotic destinations. For everything else, there is Mastercard!

    Hi Vee,

    Thank you for your wishes buddy! πŸ™‚

  12. Vee
    March 2, 2009 at 20:13

    Many Many Happy Returns Of The Day. Have A Great OM-Filled Day..:)

  13. Vee
    March 2, 2009 at 20:13

    Many Many Happy Returns Of The Day. Have A Great OM-Filled Day..:)

  14. couchpapaya
    March 2, 2009 at 17:23

    so u think the chinese dont eat chinese for breakfast ??? πŸ™‚

  15. WhatsInAName
    March 2, 2009 at 17:09

    OM Shanti OM :p
    or OM Hari OM!
    So, good fun there. Enjoy the bachelorhood days… πŸ˜‰

  16. Shayari
    March 2, 2009 at 16:22

    Lol @ the reassurance from the Fortune cookie:)

    Chalo lunch n dinner mein to we can have Chinese..but you had the same thing for breakfast?Jeez! Ah..wait wait..or did that get over the prev night itself..??;)
    If yes then hats off to your appetite!

  17. avdi
    March 2, 2009 at 15:16

    Wouldnt it be wonderful if we could write down some highlights of the day each day. Aise karke, at the end of the year we would have a perfect novel ready to be printed.

  18. Vee
    March 2, 2009 at 14:29

    All that was missing was OM amongst the yummy food, good companion who can actually understand the joke and provides laugh along with Metallica. Bas OM reh gaya..

  19. eye-in-sty-in
    March 2, 2009 at 13:23

    Hi FE,

    yea yea – OM is what I started with and am sure you how how it is with the 1st everything πŸ˜€
    Blaze of glory did not play during the post, but I agree its a solid number. Will check out Massive Attack. (OM and MA – now this has become a senti post!)

    Hi Angel,

    The food was spicy Lo Mein with lots of oil, broccolli, green ‘papdi’ beans, water chestnuts and mushrooms! Chilli sauce and soy sauce were added to taste – accompanied by Pepsi on the rocks πŸ˜€

    Hi S,
    Good times πŸ˜€

    Hi Intense,
    Is the title better now? Btw, this reminided me that one need not be drunk to have fun – if u ‘feel’ high, u can get high – its just a state of mind πŸ˜€

  20. Intense
    March 2, 2009 at 12:01

    I agree with the title of the post save a word or two. Which ones? Go figure! πŸ˜€

  21. Serendipity
    March 2, 2009 at 11:46


  22. Angel's Flight
    March 2, 2009 at 11:15


    aare yaar details of the food come on….only yummmy descriptions were missing!

  23. udtahaathi
    March 2, 2009 at 09:43

    Poor souls, missing OM.
    Nothing else matters is a solid number. ‘ Blaze of Glory’ from Bon Jovi is another superb number.
    Prodigy you said, do you like Massive Attack too? I love Mezzanine

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