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Cheating…!

Why do people cheat? Isn’t one person enough?

The 1st Affair:

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell
asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub
them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

“Where have you been?” his wife demanded.

“I can’t lie to you,” he replied, “I’m having an affair with my secretary. We had
sex all afternoon.”

“You lying bastard!

You’ve been playing golf!”

And its not just limited to men! A recent study in found that Australian women are as equally interested in an orgy as men! That may not necessarily mean its cheating though…

The 2nd Affair:

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a
son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife, “There’s no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the
two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?”

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, “Not this time!”

If we know that one spouse can get boring, is ok to deliberately wander every so often? We don’t eat the same food everyday because it is boring…

The 3rd Affair:

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front
door.

“Hurry,” she said, “stand in the corner.”

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

“Don’t move until I tell you,” she said. “Pretend you’re a statue.”

“What’s this?” the husband inquired as he entered the room.

“Oh it’s a statue.” she replied. “The Smith’s bought one and I liked it so much I
got one for us, too.”

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich
and a beer.

“Here,” he said to the statue, “have this. I stood like that for two days at the
Smith’s and nobody offered me a damned thing.”

Is vengeance the right answer?

The 4th Affair:

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

“Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.”

“One Cent?” the man thought.

He glanced at the menu and asked, “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle
of wine?”

“A nickel,” the barman replied.

“A nickel?” exclaimed the man. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?”

The bartender replied, “Upstairs, with my wife.”

The man asked, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”

The bartender replied,

“The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”

Or is homicidal vengeance the answer?

The 5th Affair:

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly, “I have something I must confess.”

“There’s no need to,” his wife replied.

“No,” he insisted, “I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best
friend, her best friend, and your mother!”

“I know, I know,” she replied. “Now just rest and let the poison work.”

Why do some people cheat? Is it because they are hurt by others? Is it ok to cheat if you have been cheated on? or should one just curse their luck and move on…

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  1. eye-in-sty-in
    June 25, 2009 at 17:02

    gotta be more careful now! Thiswordpress can be a real pain in the …. blog πŸ˜›

    Thank you for being discreet … since you dont have a profile page even, I'm sure you understand where I'm coming from πŸ™‚

  2. foreigndesi
    June 25, 2009 at 15:49

    Haha, I am just going to take this as humour, since the idea's behind them are quite horrible!

    But in response to the comments,
    I believe I know your name, because you accidentally typed your real gmail when commenting on my blog! But since my blog is also anonymous, I won't post it here πŸ™‚

  3. eye-in-sty-in
    June 23, 2009 at 12:19
  4. nursemyra
    June 23, 2009 at 08:20

    thanks eye-in-sty-in.

    I'm guessing your blog name is a play on Einstein's name. Any particular reason for that?

  5. eye-in-sty-in
    June 20, 2009 at 04:37

    yep… some of them sure are… My fav was the 1st one πŸ™‚
    Welcome to my blog πŸ™‚

  6. nursemyra
    June 20, 2009 at 01:45

    some of those jokes are pretty funny…. especially the last one

  7. eye-in-sty-in
    June 18, 2009 at 12:18

    I guess now I can assume you backed out and call you a chicken πŸ˜›

  8. eye-in-sty-in
    June 18, 2009 at 08:48

    ha ha ha… well well well – if you mention beer, how can a guy resist πŸ˜›

    And while you may have dropped a hint, but as I said I wont peek – I wont peek. Its called integrity!

  9. Ann Dee
    June 18, 2009 at 08:30

    And look at this guy..who first says he doesnt have the time, spoils a Thursday morn, then drools at the mention of beer and after I tell him the answer and all, very promptly says he's game. ROFL

    And of course I do not know you πŸ˜€

  10. eye-in-sty-in
    June 18, 2009 at 08:22

    Ha! You certainly dont know me then! If I say I didnt peek, I dont peek… alas, you chickened out when I thought… finally, a girl with some guts! Tch Tch!

  11. Ann Dee
    June 18, 2009 at 08:17

    Ah well,
    You can never tell,
    But what's the use now..
    The challenge is already stale πŸ˜€

    I already divulged where exactly to dig for the booty.. How do I know you didn't look up when I was away and my little booty of a link was all exposed on the world wide web..

    You lost it Mister (my sympathies πŸ˜‰

  12. eye-in-sty-in
    June 18, 2009 at 08:06

    yea yea – crate or tanker! Its all fake till you shake on it! After all, the proof of the pudding is in the eating!

    Tell you what, change the WAS to an IS – and I'll settle for just the glass….
    Now the only question remains – Are you game enough?

  13. Ann Dee
    June 18, 2009 at 08:00

    Na re.. After a Thursday morn heartbreak someone just went out to cheer herself with a tuna sub.

    If you noticed I already put a WAS on my prize giving plans.

    (And there I was…considering upgrading it to a crate of beer and couriering it…impressed with the person's zeal for challenges)

  14. eye-in-sty-in
    June 18, 2009 at 07:30

    Did someone just chicken out or did their email stop working?

  15. eye-in-sty-in
    June 18, 2009 at 06:15

    Now now Ann Dee… why would I be the perpetrator of such a crime and deprive someone of a little joy on a fine Thursday morning!

    Just to make things a little more interesting, you can buy me a virtual beer for now… and I get to display it on my blog along with this caption "Ann Dee bows to thee and promises to never ever mess with the smart and cool dude, eye-in-sty-in, at least in this lifetime"

    If I lose, I'll buy you a beer and you get the caption "eye-in-sty-in bows to thee and promises never to mess with the sassy Ann Dee"

    Deal?

    Since I like to play fair, I hope you have removed the link from your blog by now…

    If you wanna add any more rules, pls be my guest…

  16. Ann Dee
    June 18, 2009 at 06:02

    What can I say, if you want to rip me off that little mirth on a fine Thursday morning (I of course know abt the email feature, how else am I replying to ur comments then?). Boo hooo…

    Btw, the prize WAS *a beer* and I had the MS link in my blog.

  17. eye-in-sty-in
    June 18, 2009 at 05:45

    Nah… haven't been following u around… you can cancel the restraining order now πŸ™‚
    as i commented on Cp's blog, I get the comment feed in my email… saw ur comment there… besides, her posts are interesting enough for me to remember even with my feeble memory and the milk/yogurt one was not written too long ago – heck, I even forced her to gimme an award….

    same industry? now you have me intrigued, but not enough to make me go investigate! Dont go there so much these days – finding you there would be like looking for a needle in a haystack! Without knowing the prize, do u really expect me to attempt this? What if you just gimme a pat on the back? I cant even sue you as I don't even know who you are!

  18. Ann Dee
    June 18, 2009 at 05:32

    Haha..so you know where I came from (CP) and where I went to next (rotteneggs).

    I do not know Faisal personally, but I was in the same industry and admire him greatly (now dnt relate this to ur infidelity story, willya).

    And yep, tht's where I do all my ranting. A prize if you're able to find me there.

  19. eye-in-sty-in
    June 18, 2009 at 05:18

    Ah! A comment inspired from dear CP's blog, is it now :-))
    You are right about the void created due to a lack of understanding between two people. Sometimes, even if there is understanding, bonding, gelling, etc, etc and everything is there, how about temptation and curiosity? or the thrill of doing something bad, hoping no one will discover it?

    Btw, isn't the saying "Forgive, but don't forget" ?
    What if the person wants to drink the milk and eat the malai too (ok, that was just to tease you, Ann Dee and it was cheesy too… whoops, thats another milk derivative! :P)

    Btw, How do you know about Faisal? Just curious? Did you have an avtaar there too?

  20. Ann Dee
    June 18, 2009 at 04:45

    The basic reason definitely is lack of the basic bonding in the relationship that leave space to squeeze in a 3rd person. But if I keep that as a yardstick and condition all such cases I have known, I somehow cannot draw a definite pattern. I guess infidelity is a trait as unexplainable as why someone who hates milk would love malai.

    And no excuse can be sane enough. If it happens to me tomorrow — there's no forgiving..NEVER.

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